The money's all in one spot, right? It has to be. If only that loot was in a bank in Gotham City.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Congress Still Can't Agree on $700-Bailout
The money's all in one spot, right? It has to be. If only that loot was in a bank in Gotham City.
Friday, September 26, 2008
CBS Anchor Named Honorary Member
Ice-related Super-Villains Against Sarah Palin is proud to announce that CBS's Katie Couric has been named an honorary member of Ice-related Super-Villains Againt Sarah Palin. In the future, if you get the opportunity to do a walk-and-talk segment with Palin by a body of water again, for god's sake, Couric, knock that hot-mess in.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
"Drill, Baby, Drill"
We’re sick and tired of Republican mobs chanting “Drill, baby, drill.” This phrase only refers to safes, vaults and cavities. If you hear a Republican use this phrase to refer to oil, let us know and we’ll slap a penguin really hard in the face.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Moose Gallops to Freedom
Ketchikan, AK. A genetically engineered moose escaped from our R & D facility.
Last week, our lab gave birth to the world's first super mutant moose, Gary. Quick to rebel, Gary escaped this morning. He is incapable of communicating with other wild moose because he only speaks French. He's a threat to himself and those that come into contact with him. If you see a mutant French-speaking moose that responds to Gary, contact your local authorities.
Please be advised that while most moose are cute and cuddly, Gary is straight up gangster.
Last week, our lab gave birth to the world's first super mutant moose, Gary. Quick to rebel, Gary escaped this morning. He is incapable of communicating with other wild moose because he only speaks French. He's a threat to himself and those that come into contact with him. If you see a mutant French-speaking moose that responds to Gary, contact your local authorities.
Please be advised that while most moose are cute and cuddly, Gary is straight up gangster.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Palin's Glasses Update
8:10am: (UPDATE) Unfortunately, someone (Victor) bugged the wrong pair, and instead of Sarah's fancy "looking at Russia" specs, someone (Victor) bugged a pair of her rose-colored glasses. Well, amber-colored to be specific. Those are just for hunting and/or hockey mom stuff and thereby useless to our mission.
News Update
8:00am: In an effort to provide our membership with the highest quality, most up to date information, we have successfully inserted a digital camera into a pair of Sarah Palin’s eyeglasses. Details to follow...
Monday, September 15, 2008
Super-Villains Group Meets with Super-Smart People
Sarasota, Florida. Weather Wizard met with Al Gore to discuss global warming and lock-box security.
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