Ketchikan, AK. A genetically engineered moose escaped from our R & D facility.
Last week, our lab gave birth to the world's first super mutant moose, Gary. Quick to rebel, Gary escaped this morning. He is incapable of communicating with other wild moose because he only speaks French. He's a threat to himself and those that come into contact with him. If you see a mutant French-speaking moose that responds to Gary, contact your local authorities.
Please be advised that while most moose are cute and cuddly, Gary is straight up gangster.
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